Pathfinder

Vikings invade native land

Vikings - We pwn all n00b savages

Natives - Oh noze! They pwn

Viking guy - Ho ho ho. Son it's time for you to pwn a n00b. See that infant over their. Take this club, and krump it's head.

Viking's Son - No way, he's a savage n00bish n00b. It's probably diseased or something. This is the worst take your kid to work day ever, Eddie got to go with his dad to the explodey puppies kennel, and I have to pwn. I don't even like killing these people, they're too easy.

Viking guy - :O *pulls out whip* No son of mine won't take pleasure in pwning and krumping! *whips kid*

Viking's son - :(

Later that night, the kid kills everyone on the viking ship before they can set sail.

Kid - :( They were too easy too

The next morning, a baron native woman finds the kid, and takes him to teh tribe so he can be the son she never had, because her husband is lame and he sucks. 15 years past, the kid is now a whimpy little man, but for some reason is doing all the work for the natives.

Whimpy man - Come on guys, look at my arms! Why can't you take some of the load?

Natives - Because, your a FAG!

Whimpy man - :'( Words hurt.

As the whimpy man finishes carrying useless junk, he see's the girl he has teh hots for, but she looks like the council "virgin" which in modern day terms means SLUT!

Native - She's pretty isn't she?

Whimpy man - Yeah

Native - Too bad she's to being forced to marry you! Hah XD loser.

A lot of boring shit happens. An old guy arrives at the village, he's suppose to be the pathfinder and he's the sluts father, whimpy man is suppose to be next pathfinder according to old man...he must be going through a senior moment. Old man tells him to face his demons, and the whimpy man goes to do a crappy train montage with a sword, even crappier then tom cruises training montage in "The Last Samurai." Little girl goes into woods, and Vikings sneak up on her, like the ninja pirate warriors they are…wait, what? Never mind.

Little girl – Ahhhhhhh, are you Marco Pollo

Viking dude man – No?

Little girl - :( *runs to village*

Vikings – Hehe, we totally scared her, we so pwn. Should we follow her…yeah…

Vikings go to village….nnnow! No wait nnnnnow they arrive.

Native mother to whimpy man - Hello , welcome to our land check out our casinos. Dan Cook we be performing at 11, 1, 3, 5 and 7.

Vikings - …………………………….riigghht………..you die now *pwns her with such a passion*.

All the natives try to fight back, but they suck, because whimpy man did all their work, and he was on the other coast at the time.

Viking – Tee-hee, this is hella fun!

Other viking – Dude, what did you just say?

Viking - Tee-hee, this is hella fun?

Other viking – Dude, what the hell is “hella”?

Viking - ………I don’t know:|

Other viking – You splode now!

And he did :D. All the natives died and were burned, except those who were away finding paths, I guess that’s what it means to be a pathfinder. The native chief dude survived, because the Vikings wanted to play with him.

Viking – Hehe, this guy’s fun to play with, he thinks he can pwn me^^

Native Chief – I’ll pwn you yet, wait, time for my meds.

Viking - :( I guess, I can wait………

Native Chief – Okay, I’m good to go

While all this is happening, the whimpy man makes his way back to the village by throwing a chicken in the lake to run under the water to get him there faster. The chicken then died :(, and so does the chief, but nobody cares about him.

Vikings - :O YAY! Another n00b to play with…wait a minute, he’s white…oh well.

Whimpy man fights like a whimpy girl. Kicks sand in the Vikings eye and wounds him while he can’t see.

Vikings - :O He plays like a girl, lets kill him. I call his appendix, I wanna make a bomb with it :P

Whimpy man – You have to catch me first:O

Cue British comedy scene, the police officer and the gorilla start to chase them around too. Maybe a ninja and pirate or two get in the chase too, I haven’t really incorporated their awesomeness yet. The ninja then bakes some pastries…OF DOOM, and it kills half the Vikings.

Ninja – I r PWNZOR MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Vikings - :’(

Whimpy man then takes a shield and uses it as a sled, the the Vikings start to chase him on their shields. They hit some logs, some trees and a crocodile or two. The whimpy man goes over a cliff, and one of the Vikings witnesses it as he is being eaten by a croc. Luckily Steve Irwin comes along and pokes the croc with a stick. The croc starts chasing Steve, and you hear a very loud “Crighky” as the croc smugly walks away with a leg. Viking goes back to other Vikings to tell them news and talk about old times and the matrix.

Viking witness dude – He went over the cliff

Viking leader - :( Sorry Jim, no appendix for you

Jim – Awww :(

Witness dude – So how about that Matrix?

Vikings – You die now

And they pwned him with many krumps  :D

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