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Test#1(Low Fat Whipped Cream+New York Fries done by Muffin J. Kaboose+Mr.Spiffy)
The first experiment we ever did, and it seemed like such a good idea at the time. Me and Mr.Spiffy both agreed that it
was the shit...after 2 minutes it was shit. It tasted so horribley bad that we thought we'd die of the most embarrasing causes
(hence "Shame Game") Through it all, we got the worst case of diahria, and we could have sworen our heart were replaced by
clauds of cholestrol.
Test#1 Pt.2 (Chocolate whipped cream+real whipped cream+fries done by Muffin J. Kaboose Mr. Spiffy and Zero)
Me and Spiffy realized why it tasted so bad the first time. It was the type of cream we used...or maybe that was the only
thing keeping us alive. But anyway, we got some different flavours of hipped cream. I have to admit, it didn't taste all bad,
but the effects in the bathroom were worse then last time, and this being Zero's first time at the Shame Game, and he didn't
like it one bit. Why me and Spiffy did it agian? Because, we somehow became addictted to the taste of death by fat. Overall
result:BARELY EDIBLE
Test#2 (Chocolate Whipped Cream+Hamburger done by Muffin J. Kaboose, Warlord, and Trip865)
This time we decided to go with chocolate first, due to warlords choice in whipped cream. The hamburgers were just plain,
nothing on them, and I really just wanted to get them in the game too. We pild the cream on leaving hardly anything left,
and it didn't taste bad. It didn't give any of us anything. Overall result: Surprisingly Edible
Test#3 (French Vanilla Whipped Cream+Summer Sasauge done by Muffin J. Kaboose)
Okay so I went solo for this one. My mom wanted to get rid of the summr sasauge in the fridge, and we had a can of whipped
cream in there too. So the idea popped in my head, I ate it and it wasn't bad. Overall result: Very Edible
Test#4 (Real Whipped Cream+Chicken Nuggets done by Muffin J. Kaboose, and Mr. Spiffy)
Well it was either this or the Big Mac, we made the better choice. We would have had Zero along with us but he couldn't
make it. The nuggets did nothing to our systems, but the whipped cream screwed me up enough. I was the one who had to chug
the rest and there was still a large amount left. Overall result: Edible
Test #5 (Tacos with light whipped cream done by Muffin J. Kaboose, Mr. Spiffy, and Zero)
We were all at the mall because Zero needed a new mp3 player, and Mr. Spiffy needed new shoes. Since it was rounding
off to the end of the month, I wanted to get a shame game done soon. So the others gave me the choice on what to do for that
night. I chose tacos, and the others wanted to slap me. It was surprisingly weak and disappointing. Could we have developed
an immunity to our own game? Overall Result:Edible:(
BONUS! (FRIES REVISITED)
Okay, it couldn't be true, we should never have grown to become immune to it. We decided to use the whipped cream we
had left to test the theory, and went back to our first experiment, yes french fries! It started off the same as before, tasted
great in the beginning, went to bad taste. Then we ran out of whipped cream before we could prve it. Overall Result: Inconclusive
Test #6 (2 part special) (Real whipped cream + Subs done by Muffin J. Kaboose, Mr. Spiffy, and Zer0)
Okay, before I begin, I would just like to inform you all that this week hasn't been good for me. I've been coughing up
small chunks of food after I ate. So on to the game, we got two cans of cream tonight, because of what happened the time before.
From the sub place, I ordered the pizza sub, Spiffy ordered the BLT, and Zer0 ordered the chicken teriyaki. We all knew it
was a bad idea from the start, but we did it for the greater good of mankind. After one bite, we felt the effects instantly.
I had to stop in mid-sentence to let out gasp of pain. After that, Spiffy instantly demanded we do ice-cream as our second
part. Poor Spiffy, that's just not how we roll:P. Symptons include dizziness, head ache, stomach pains, and regret. Overall
Result: NO, this isn't worht it.
Part 2 (Real whipped cream + Fried Chicken)
This is THE WORST SHAME GAME WE HAVE EVER DONE TO DATE. We did this as quick as we could, but it's the one I couldn't finish.
I had 2 of my 3 peices, and Zer0 took my third because he didn't eat supper and we ran out of whipped cream. This is the one
that made throw up and break the first rule of shame game, "no public washrooms." I am now I am constapated for next
little while, and i can't eat anything without it all coming back up. I am afraid to eat:(. Symptons include extreme pains,
radioacivity in the stomach, bloatedness, regret, SERIOUS regret, nausia, indigestion, diarhea (yay pepto:P). Overall Result:
WHY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!!?!?!?
Test#7 (Real whipped cream/ Chocolate whipped creme + Panzerotti's done by Muffin J. Kaboose, Mr. Spiffy and Zer0)
Well, everything that the chicken and subs did has worn off, so why not try and ruin my organs again:S. I didn't want to
do the game that night but Spiffy and Zer0 wanted to so i was over ruled. With the sinking feeling I was gonna die, I was
nervous enough to almost not place an order, but i did. Me and Zer0 got the Meat Lovers, and Spiffy got pepperoni, olives
and beef. We all agreed that the sauce that came with the Panzerotti would need to be consumed with the whipped cream, and
to my astonishment, IT TASTED GOOD! Maybe it was the change in whipped cream brand or maybe it was the sheer awesome of Bradley's
Wings and Pizza (they deserve to be advertised), but I had no troubles. I was evn going as far as to saviour the taste. My
associates, on the other hand, were feeling sick from it. So now to rule out if it was the whipped cream brand in another
Shame Game, we must never purchase whipped cream from the grocery store we went to (besides the chocolate one tasted like
shit). What will become of us next, keep updated. Overall result: well for me anyway, completely edible.
Test #8 (Real whiped cream + Chinese Buffet done by Muffin J. Kaboose and Zer0)
Well, Mr. Spiffy would have came with us to do this new "experiment", but he had a valid excuss. Nothing medical, he
was just trying to get a job there. Me and Zer0 walked on in with our can of cream, and they really didn't seem to mind the
fact that we were going to taint their food with pure american made dumbassery. But, all in all, it didn't taste all that
bad, no gastric levels rising, no indigestion, no diahharea, just pure delicousness. Everything worked well with the whipped
cream, infact it was slightly better than Chinese food on it's own. aybe the Chinese people knew we were coming and made the
fod extra good to wear off bad chi or some mombojombo thing like that. The only thing that caused me discomfort was the Chinese
Zodiac, dammit, I'm the EXACT OPPOSITE of the frikin horse's discription. Damn Chinese, maybe I'll rant about them soon.
Overall Result: So edible, I like this one the best.
Test #9 (Hot dogs+butterscotch ice-cream+caramel sauce+wasabi sauce done by Muffin J. Kaboose and wittnessed by Speedo
Man)
Well, this was an interesting one, and it was kind of hard to finish. Speedo Man decided to stop discouraging what I eat
at his house, and he decided to stop encouraging me, and just couraged me (reference Deven-English dictionary). It was delicious,
but it made me feel a little sick, and about a day later I crapped out blood:(. Overall Result: It's tempting, but it's not
worth being afraid to crap.
Test#10 (Pancakes+sausages+eggs+chocolate caramel sauce+wasabi done by Muffin J Kaboose)
Yeah....that's right....I shamed a breakfast and I'm not all to proud of it. But it did taste good, and it made the eggs
edible for me :P. The only time I like eggs is when they make a cake or some cookies. Overall result: Very good. No harmful
side effects and almost no mutations.
Test #11 (Cool Whip + Dog Treats
done by Muffin J. Kaboose and witnessed by Rachel)
In
celebration of the 10 test point, I decided to go with a request. Unfortunately the request was to shame dog treats, and the
request and supply came from Rachel. More unfortunate news was that Mr. Spiffy and Zer0 weren’t interested in interspecies
shaming. So, I had to do it all by my lonesomeL. So to get a sneaky obvious preview to what’s to come, I
took a bite of a treat that was suppose to be smoky riblet flavoured. It smelled
like baby vomit, and tasted twice as worse as what it smelled like. I spat it out and the aftertaste was horribly long lasting.
So because Rachel was the one to request and supply dog treats, she wanted to watch the monkey dance that is my life, so I
went to her house to do this crap. As soon as I walked in, she told me she had three other flavours of dog treats. Thankfully,
I didn’t have to taste them all. But, I did decide to switch the smoky riblet flavour for the peanut butter flavour,
thinking it would be better, and I was very, very, VERY wrong. Now, the first two rules of Shame Game are as followed; no
public bathrooms, and no throwing up. I took “public bathroom” out of context, and I replaced it with “Rachel’s
bathroom” for obvious reasons, and I wasn’t about to break another rule in my Shame Game career. During this “sin
to nature” I threw up in my mouth, making the experience that much more enjoyable, so I had to swallow it. Never ever
again do I want to shame non-people food, I don’t know how Shaggy from Scooby-Doo put up with this in every episode.
Overall Result: You can try, but I think I made myself clear.
Test#12 (The Baconator + Real whipped cream done by Muffin J. and Angry Midget)
Yup, I survived. Just goes to show you people should respect my awesomeness.
Name: Muffin J. Kaboose
Occupation: Kicking ass and shortening life
Life Expectancy: Pretty fuckin' good.....well it use to be
(Reference "Feast")
The Baconator with all the whipped cream is the greasiest, most vile burger ever, it tasted good, but afterwards I started
getting chest pains,trouble breathing, and so much grease in my throat, it tasted bad. I think I could taste pure fat somewhere
in the middle of it. Angry Midget wants to go for the grand slam size soon, so I gotta do this again with a more fattening
burger. Next week, Muffin's funeral. Hope I don't see you there, otherwise, I'm a zombie..so keep a shot gun handy. Overall
result: Can I even expect to live past 20 anymore?
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